Friday, November 26, 2010

Who Is High End Customers





following is the story of the sad events that took place at the beginning of the twenty-first century, Albert Mellanosporum, former inspector Estrellín phone, I handed down to me, his disciple, Crispin India Bombay and Tanqueray , on his deathbed.

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The conclave was held in the year of God 2009, in the neighborhood of Trastevere, in Rome, near the Castello Sant'Angelo . Masons came slowly and gathered at a table full of burratta, bresaola and pizza. Not missing any member of the main attractions families: the Estrellín, Madridpolis, or guides and Tragontour Octane. Nor are they lost the food critics of those who remember, grimly, proved hungry gesture backward pace and circumspect the chacina satisfied.

The albino who officiated as master of ceremonies rocked by three times the mortar clack-clack-clack . Its hood only appreciated his bright blue eyes, the agenda was simple, just a sentence of three words: dominate the world. dominate the world, "repeated the master of the lodge and a schedule began painting the flow of events that changed history.


The plan was simple and perverse: the Freemasons of Estrellín begin by publishing a subversive guide that would match certain European regions without other criteria that support specific cities. The Madridpolis but would defend the product without any geographical basis, with special emphasis on the trout and lamb. The Tragontour opted for restaurants defend an intellectual component in its proposal, in its particular way of interpreting the intelligentsia, of course. Octane phone was not able to define any criteria, his own confusion was prevented, but created an entropic factor was the main catalyst for the disastrous events that contributed to the destruction West.

The dispersion of the information was devastating and the gourmet market began to build confidence in buyers. The main European secondary market, that of poultry, suffered severe stress. Consequently, the investor, guided by the Estrellín, sided with the French chick, spreads recorded nearly 200 basis points over the Navaz pigeon. It did not matter that Joe John Tinker, the English prime minister, convened a press conference, expressing his confidence in the fineness of the English bird, "Our product is the best in the world," he said, providing the press with a glass of parenting Bank of the hole. But nothing could stop the inverter, terrified as much information addressed "


" The rest is well known . "Mellanosporum Albert spat blood and gin in his bed as he recalled the tragic events that occurred in March 2011 . gastronomic Freemasonry lost control of the situation. The gastrobares, fusion restaurants, scallops, ceviche and short cooking times were made with the world. They stopped using preservatives and London was conceived virus creative dim sum. The virus was transmitted to Europe, Ireland fell first, then Portugal and then Spain, then Belgium, Italy, Eastern Europe and finally France and Germany. It was only in 2014, the European Great Fire, when stocks were burnt wanton and yellow chili paste and pandemic stopped. It was late at this stage of anarchy was rampant .

"Forgive me, forgive me! " the Castilian inspector stared at me in his bed, begging forgiveness and understanding and eventually died in spasms of remorse. According to his wishes was confit, braised, and finally buried on the third floor of the parking Chamartin Old Market, next to the bins, counted that Gossips usual place on the black market.


Today gourmets, outlaws, meet in catacombs and roast cats in fires fueled with wood that steal in buildings under construction. You hear about a rumor circulating among them a guide Tragontour 2009, who worship a Bible that was banned by the Single European Minister, as a subversive. Arise from time to time rumors about the arrival of a truffle, a wine center of Burgundy or a scholarship. Are almost always a police bait, so they still come as zombies desperate for something new, wanting to put a note to a restaurant, write a review on a blog, longing for a past that vaguely resemble yet never to return again.

Crispin Bombay of the Indies and Tanqueray

Madrid, 24 March 2045 year of God.

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Female Camel Toe Images

Santiago Segurola Eagle and "The Country" of the 80

(Chronicle of the Tavern dining Arzábal)


The other day I found Santiago Segurola dinner at the Tavern Arzábal Street Doctor Castelo de Madrid. I think the first time I saw Segurola on TV was a night many years ago talking about basketball with Andrés Montes in Canal Plus, though now that I think of it, was no night, no, but one morning, which is not the same. In the evenings there desktop family TV, chat, comfort and company. There are kisses goodnight, till tomorrow, honey, get some rest! The mornings, however, are another matter. The dawn of my youth were synonymous with frantic partying or studying logical consequence of having left everything to the last minute and had to hastily prepare for an exam. Those mornings smelled of chocolate milk, a stimulant tablets, a legal book publisher Civitas and music on the radio. A Angel Alvarez welcoming us aboard the flight six hundred and five music programs and National Radio of Spain or Peninsular Radio.

Programs that are interrupted every sixty minutes with time signals, with the national anthem and the newsletter. Radio stations, including song and newsletter, helped us to evade the roll of administrative law and vulgarity in a country dominated by the irritating stupidity of a leader of the balls with a program in which the disc-jockeys pricked songs we liked and which since then have continued with us.

Programs jazz in which you could hear songs like Georgia on my mind , Summertime, It do not mean a thing or Potato Head Blues. What a great song, Potato Head Blues! Fantastic! Guys who say they know this is one of those songs that marked the beginning of a new era of music. And while the same is said of many other songs, this time it's true, I swear. This song is a journey through the history of jazz, jazz history. It is the masterpiece of a musician who was able to synthesize in three minutes all the sounds that a child was listening to the streets of New Orleans. Sounds can be found the crying baby in the monotony of a leaky faucet in traffic noise or a bird singing as the sun's rays make their way through the clouds. Pace. Pace. The sound of a trumpet. Things that are not taught in school. Discs of 45 revolutions per minute. Jewels. All Louis Armstrong lyrics are good, but this is exceptional. So exceptional that Woody Allen considers it one of the ten things that makes life worth living. What what are the other nine? Let's see if I can remember: Groucho Marx, of course, the second movement of the Jupiter Symphony ; sentimental education of Flaubert , Those incredible apples and pears, Cezanne ; Marlon Brando, Frank Sinatra ; Seafood Sam Wo , some Swedish films and Tracy's face. Tracy is Mariel Hemingway. Woody Allen is Isaac and is now lying on a couch talking to a tape recorder. Suddenly, you hear the music of George Gershwin (though not tell Woody, also worth living to hear the music of Gershwin), and jumps up to run out and look for Tracy:

- What are you doing here?
- Well, I ran. He intentado llamarte por teléfono pero comunicabas, así que lo dejé después de dos horas. Luego no he encontrado taxi y he venido corriendo. ¿A dónde vas?
- A Londres.
- ¿Te vas a Londres ahora? ¿Quieres decir que si tardo dos minutos más estarías camino de Londres?
- Sí.
- Pues deja que vaya derecho al grano. Creo que no deberías ir. Que cometí un grave error y que yo preferiría que no fueras.
- ¡Oh, Isaac!
- Ya sé. Ya sé que he hecho muy mal las cosas, pero escucha: ¿te estás viendo con alguien?, ¿sales con alguien?
- No.
- Pero, ¿tú sigues queriéndome o ya se te ha pasado?
- Dios mine. Suddenly surges. Do not call me and suddenly. What happened to the woman you met?
- Well, I'll explain. I do not go with it. Let's say I was wrong. What can I say. So. I do not think you should go to London.
- But I have to go. I have my plans made. Everything is ready. My parents are there looking for a place where I can live.
- Go! But you still love me or what?
- Do you love me?
- Yes, yes. That is precisely. Do you understand?
- Do you know that I turned eighteen the other day?
- Really?
- I am an adult, but I'm still a kid.
- are not so young. Eighteen years! You could even join the military. Yes, in some countries could. Hey, you're very pretty.
- I did a lot of damage.
- not on purpose. You see, I was .... It was all my stupid way of looking at things.
- Well, come back in six months.
- Six months? Are you kidding? "Six months you will be out?
- We've waited until now. What is six months if we still want?
- Hey, do not be so mature do you want? Six months is too long. Six months! And you will be working in the theater, actors and directors. Go the study and treated with all these people, have lunch with them and ... emotions are created. Without wishing thou shalt go into the environment. Change, and within six months will be a completely different person.
- "And do not want to go through that experience? As recently that told me the opposite.
- Yes, I know, but you could ... Well, I dunno, would not that I like so much you change.
- I have to take the plane.
- Ah, come on, come on! You can not go, Tracy.
- Why did not this appearance last week? Six months is not much. And not everyone is corrupt. You must have a little faith in people.

Isaac, looks and smiles sadly. And with that smile so sad, Woody Allen tells us that his character has finally understood that they actually have to have a little faith in people. Other directors need to ten minutes or half an hour to explain this. Some do not or would get ten hours or ten lives they had. Woody Allen is enough to make a smile. Seldom has said what a great actor he is. He can not speak of himself, of course, but I think for many people, the films of Woody Allen are in the top ten list of things that makes life worth living.

Al grain. Said when I saw the face of Segurola was first back in 1996 when Canal Plus bought the rights to broadcast in Spain in the NBA and hired Andrés Montes for storytelling. There was still some time to appear around a young man named Coldstream Montes and formed with a partner who was able to gather in front of thousands of late-night TV a few hours until then seemed to be reserved exclusively to the Chuck Norris ad in teleshopping. When alternate presenters appeared we were going to bed without even asking who was playing that night, but if they were Montes and Coldstream who narrated the match we stayed to see what it was, and so, as the flight number 23 took off from Chicago airport bound for a new NBA ring, the spectators we spent them listening pipe Van Morrison songs as Caravan , including the fabulous album It's too late to stop now, or listening to the couple tell the story of Pumpkin's club , chronicles cinematographic films featuring the genius of sensitivity called Steven Seagal or comments dining on the worst Italian restaurant history, which, incidentally, seems to be located in the city of Detroit.

But before he reached Coldstream, there was Segurola, maintaining and making the type face and voice to a sensible sport. A smart guy and serene writing in the newspaper El Pais and had been able to bring their sports pages something as rare as the clarity of view, a prose accompanied by some creative and literary quality. In short, the never seen before in the English media. Eighties were good years for the newspaper El Pais. Sunday morning. First we have to order a little remains of the bloodless battle of the night before and then to the street to buy the newspaper, churros and bread.

- churros Yuck!
- bread Yuck!
- news Yuck!
- Hey, pass me the country.

wrote on the last page Fidalgo Feliciano, a brilliant interviewer, in a section called Gas Light as Cukor film (that of Ingrid Bergman and Charles Boyer), and as in the film, getting questions make us doubt our reasoning, our belief, our good sense, our perception of reality. Feliciano used to send every week a full interview direct questions: brief, formal beauty and a precise meaning. Lit his gas, and showed you a different way of approaching things. Also taught me to start reading the newspaper in the last page, which I do since then, as if expecting to meet again with an interview with him. Well, it also taught me Manuel Vazquez Montalban, who on the last page of El Pais the same analyzed the crisis of the left (when the left still exist and could, for t anto, afford have a crisis), lamented the departure of Figo to Real Madrid or give us references of a new magazine called police and Gimlet and mystery, and by the way, we revealed the secret formula combined: "A no IMlet g try to change the world if ever aspires to help contemplate leisurely but relentlessly, as provided Marlowe victims and executioners around him. Masters and slaves. Victims and perpetrators. These truths will be referred back through the filter of a glass eye Gimlet: 1 / 3 lemon 2 / 3 of gin, 2 drops of absinthe, 1 / 2 tablespoon sugar, ice, a slice of lemon, served in narrow glass. "Indispensable the slice of lemon.

If we start with the last page, then in the penultimate, we expected Tecglen Eduardo Haro, the boy Republican, speaking of theater, television or what felt like that day. And Ángel Fernández Santos, another of this collection of journalists, scholars, educated and smart, saying that movies sometimes are much more than a story. What are emotions that can only be touched with the fingertips of the heart, as they say Joaquín Sabina or Corin Tellado , who knows. Sports are not those you could jump, because there Segurola addition, the teacher Julio César Iglesias was putting its name to the Quinta del Vulture. Then there was magic in the sports pages of The Country and magic on the pitch at the Bernabeu. As a correspondent in London (also passed through New York and Rome, where he befriended Paloma Gómez Borrero tifoso and Inter Milan) was a young man named Enrique González .

of chronic parliamentary dealt Luis Carandell , author of Celtiberia Show and man to start a news reciting a sonnet by Lope de Vega. Bull wrote Joaquín Vidal, a wonderful writer who got us to read with interest your reviews even those who maintain a patently hostile attitude towards the party. Joaquin Vidal was another great columnist of the last page, but suddenly one day started writing bull and that was the god. To serve as an example, we will transcribe a fragment of one of his chronicles. It refers to an event that took place in the Plaza de Almeria on August 24, 1979. Were dealt bulls from the ranch of Don Felipe Bartolome by Miguel Ruiz righties , Damaso González and Macandro .

Chronicle read: "Pilar sour Lora prepared a stew of potatoes and meat, spicy taste tantico grandfather. Ramonero embodiment, for herself and her three sisters, needle blade, they learned to do in other coastal lands is Andalusia, which is fried as well. Antonio Llorca asked his wife to a mullet browned simply grilled with salt well, he would take care of you by surprise, and led the Bulls in a plastic bag would not open until it was hour, half prawn and three quarters of Norway lobster, which cost a fortune, but it was worth.

Desserts were not lacking, either in these families or in none. At the barrier, John Archer, of Roquetas, unpacked a box of delights here - the most requested were a tocinitos of heaven - and made the appropriate passes to the relatives and the wife, who guluzmearon a pleasure. Beside him, a hack of Italians who were around Almeria and took the opportunity to go to the bulls, looked with envy candy, but its local neighbors, as generous as they are, they should not realize, because they were offered. It is also true that the Italians did not provide pure Juan Toscani long, black, retorcidillos and tasty, from which they supply, as observed.

Mean snack time was the best of the run. In the stands, steep boots, lovingly tempted, and everyone ate upon it. Who is into organizing the show things you always wondered if the pause half-hour dining, and I said no, that can be more or less, depending on what it takes to eat the snack the president. And indeed, President snack as a child of God who is and heir of his glory. What I feel is unable to report what you ate yesterday and how, then, simply I did not see. However, I did see that returning to the stage very happy and courageous, to face what was left of racing. The same audience. And if you authority and spectators during the first part had shown their generosity and enthusiasm, in the second, with a full stomach, optimism was even greater.

Great party, in short, the Plaza de Almeria, all day yesterday and overflowing joy in the stands, and so it should be noted before discussing what happened in the ring. Because what happened was worthwhile. That is, before and after tea, there was nothing . "

Wonderful. I like to play some other time of Don Joaquin, but for reasons of space, for another day in the history of Halter quarrelsome and asesinadita bull case. Santiago Amon was the art critic and reflected on the role of critics: "To whom is the" art critic "? What the artists themselves?, How a minority, in possession of the keys to the riddle? Did addresses itself? "Fernando Lazaro Carreter put the dart in the word to alert us to continually put firecrackers in the foundation of our language: " hear you, after the break the game does not restart, but resumed." Firms Casual García Márquez, Vargas Llosa, Savater, Muñoz Molina ... has been a long time. Many have died. Others have left the newspaper. I write fast and forget a few. Segurola is now in the Mark

... I do not know what he requested in Arzábal Segurola, or if you liked the site. We take anchovies, artichokes fried patties, fried eggs with truffles, barbels of hake, a stew of pigeon with wine sauce, cheeses and sweets. And we liked everything. You eat well in the Tavern Arzábal.

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Is Selling China Copies Illegal?



And behind the door of an elegant old building in London Mayfair, appears with a smile from ear to ear David Kyle Boyd, a great professional who acts as host and master ceremonies and guides us through the maze that is Sketch. After collecting our coats, we suggested that we go to the bathroom-white and full of huge eggs that house the toilets, "the recommendation is not trivial, by the way we teach the exhibition hall, we set aside The Bar East, a small cocktail-and cross The Gallery , an empty space that today is enormous-in the evening and night time is a brasserie, where 3D images are projected on the walls. Electronic sounds disturbing to reach a stunning bathroom that could have come from any book by Asimov, which, to be honest, I just wanted to get out as quickly as possible.

"It's frightening," I say to David and he responds, overacting and sarcastically "I've been telling my boss for the last ten years" was actually excited to note the dozens of details bewildering building, the works of art, decoration and, of course, The Lecture Room & Library. We proudly displays the room that houses the magnificent main dining room located on the first floor. Like a silent ambush, the waiters are passing one by one by the table and serve the appetizer ask disappear three minutes to read the letter, we take the command and the sommelier-dour but efficient ", advises us . There are luxury furniture, cutlery and glassware and, above all, the personal and friendly treatment accorded to customers. At a time when they want to make us swallow with millstones, informal services, and call them, "attended a masterclass authentic from what I understand to be the room of a restaurant search excellence, another thing is that it is easy to get a professional of this caliber, another thing is that I can-or no-pay.

Let's take a second to talk about Pierre Gagnaire, chef and entrepreneur -perhaps because the latter rather than the first-signing the letter. With many similarities with fellow Alsatian Jean Georges Vongerichten , Gagnaire represents a stream of chefs who suggested a break in the monolithic French cuisine during the 80's, introducing techniques and Asian influences in his dishes, on paper, fusion cuisine and innovation. The a la carte menu can leave at The Lecture & Library to the 130-140 pounds with ease, fortune weekdays maintain a gourmet lunch rapide much cheaper. Two courses for 30 pounds, 35 pounds for three courses and three courses with wine, 48 pounds, taxes included, including a glass of manzanilla, half water and half bottle of wine per person. We chose the latter, in my case replacing the dessert for a cheese plate of the house Antony d'Alsace.

After the appetizer, sour cream, another of cheese, a small piece of sushi and a biscuit and carrot strudel with some more cheese, "we used three pieces of good bread and the four-to dishes time-that comprise the entry: marinated eggplant in mirin and serve, white miso paste, sake and dried bonito Jelly, perhaps the most impressive dish of food, the eggplant with a texture that recalled the quince, the miso in a foam, gelatin sake and dried bonito in a very thin chips. Four different textures in a dish elegant and complex.

bream carpaccio with avocado, currant -again-and gelatin horseradish fresh, light. Potato foam-and-menu appears with chanterelles and gave birth -cured pork fat with spices-salt, a dish much more conventional but delightful, where this time the texture is modified potato which accompany some chanterelles as small as I had never seen and the delight of Tuscan pig. Finally comes the foie gras strudel with red pepper, chocolate and bread carasau -Sardinian music bread ": rather a cream of foie gras with pepper jelly and two layers, the first Sardinian bread, crisp, and the second a sheet of chocolate.

main course we chose the two possible options: the sole meuniere , butter, tarragon, and quinoa hazelnut and low temperature cooked pork with mashed radicchio, mango, black rice cooked in BIGARADE Grumolo radicchio salad. While the fish offers few surprises, if any accompaniment of quinoa-the texture of pork, cut into cubes was strange, almost pasty. Furthermore, the dish looks blatantly surprise with the contrast between the black rice cooked with wine, the BIGARADE is a sauce that is typically used to cook the duck, "slightly sweet and acidity, and bitterness of the radicchio end. A bit as strange as interesting.

For dessert we serve banana cream glass with a layer of coconut-candy-and raspberry coulis, balanced neither acidic nor cloying, and finally, a creamy chocolate with a layer of figs, wrapped in a thin chocolate cookie. In both cases, with good management of sweetness. A plate of cheeses - Comté , cheese marinated in alcohol, blue cheese and Vacherin Mont d'or - grapes and a glass of La Gitana and coffee about petit fours.

textured Games, Asian ingredients, also Italian, and a whole wardrobe of French tradition as a scaffold holding Gagnaire's kitchen, even some complexity in some of the recipes in this menu low cost. If we add a precise execution and exceptional staging, we have a high class restaurant. Surely I tried kitchens that have impressed me most in recent times I repeat that we are talking about your menu simple, "but if we speak from experience, this competes among the best and he does a very competitive price, about 110 pounds for two people. Sketch offers different prices to different audiences during the day is becoming, as a chameleon, in fancy restaurant, snack bar, cafeteria, lounge , whatever it takes so you can access different audiences by adapting to their economic capacity.

Water, which falls abundantly as we stroll down Oxford Street, diluted correct effect of New Zealand Te Awa Merlot, a more than decent 2004 that came in the menu. We passed dozens of English eager to buy in Primark, Marks & Spencer, Uniqlo, Zara , all located in the main shopping area of \u200b\u200bthis exciting city.

Monday, November 1, 2010

How Long Can You Collect Tdi In Ri For Maternity

Head Sketch


Thirty years ago, for me to eat tripe was normal, especially on weekends. Thus, in the snack bar where we drank, we were offered delicious-small chicken gizzards, elastic, with garlic and chilli, with onion blood, kidneys, white wine, beef and living lambs that died prematurely, sun-dried with ratatouille, and cap from the house. If we decided to ask a serving, it was not unusual that we chose a zarajos, brain or liver breaded with tomato.

Until recently, no one has taken haute cuisine recipes or sophisticated as France has done, cook the tripe was rather the result of economic necessity: in a poor area and was Castilla la Vieja and in particular La Mancha, you could not throw anything. Prosperity, even at a time as complicated as the end of the first decade of the century, the offal has been removed from our diet and just take a walk through any supermarket to check. The spoils are not part of the dishes served in canteens or in the daily menus of gourmet restaurants, everyday reality, and only a few dishes such as tripe or ear, survive in the traditional bars.


retrospect, one might think that we ate tripe by a mere question support. Nothing is further from reality, in many cases were the dishes on Sunday. Among all remember two particularly enthusiastic about my family, pig's feet-a recipe, it is true, faded that used in my house, and roasted lamb's head, which always seemed unapproachable for those were not hungry, they were insensitive or did not feel genuine devotion to the cuisine. For what is more disgusting than eating the head of an animal we're looking at the eyes, foggy that these have become?

lamb's head is a compendium of tripe, eyes, brains, gelatinous corners of the forehead, tongue and jaw wonderful, sensational bite when they separate cleanly from the bone and slightly resistant to the tooth, toasted tasty. The recipe has no mystery, just cut into hemispheres, blanched in boiling water a few seconds, giving them a light coat of oil, add minced garlic, white wine, a hit of vinegar and finally, parsley. The so what we had in the oven, sometimes with a bed of potatoes underneath. Hand and we had returned them smell caramelized and firewood would share the most precious and pure family hierarchy. While potatoes soaked in the juice sudan heads, white wine and vinegar were no small feat. Today

tripe again. Returns in other ways, in Asian restaurants and haute cuisine: either the influence of French haute cuisine - foie , sweetbreads, marrow-, as well as trends in avant-garde haute cuisine why call tripe when say trash can cooking -. In the home is not so easy to educate a child who normally eats meat sticks hake and Choice to accept a brain, should be a Herculean task, unless there is something else at the table. Asian immigrants are the ones who are making tripe shops viable as wonderful as those that still exist in the market Tetuan, Madrid.

This is not to be an exercise in nostalgia, people eat what they want and the globalization of cuisine, especially influenced by a lifestyle in which hardly cook at home inevitably leads us to this. For almost everyone who can choose, if you have money, it is easier to put on the sirloin table involved. It is foolish to blow against the wind. Just try to remember that these remains we offer the ability to navigate through seas of different textures, gelatinous, morbid. Intense flavors and different. When I choose a fish on the table, never let them take the head in their caves are the most precious snacks.