Friday, November 26, 2010

Who Is High End Customers





following is the story of the sad events that took place at the beginning of the twenty-first century, Albert Mellanosporum, former inspector Estrellín phone, I handed down to me, his disciple, Crispin India Bombay and Tanqueray , on his deathbed.

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The conclave was held in the year of God 2009, in the neighborhood of Trastevere, in Rome, near the Castello Sant'Angelo . Masons came slowly and gathered at a table full of burratta, bresaola and pizza. Not missing any member of the main attractions families: the Estrellín, Madridpolis, or guides and Tragontour Octane. Nor are they lost the food critics of those who remember, grimly, proved hungry gesture backward pace and circumspect the chacina satisfied.

The albino who officiated as master of ceremonies rocked by three times the mortar clack-clack-clack . Its hood only appreciated his bright blue eyes, the agenda was simple, just a sentence of three words: dominate the world. dominate the world, "repeated the master of the lodge and a schedule began painting the flow of events that changed history.


The plan was simple and perverse: the Freemasons of Estrellín begin by publishing a subversive guide that would match certain European regions without other criteria that support specific cities. The Madridpolis but would defend the product without any geographical basis, with special emphasis on the trout and lamb. The Tragontour opted for restaurants defend an intellectual component in its proposal, in its particular way of interpreting the intelligentsia, of course. Octane phone was not able to define any criteria, his own confusion was prevented, but created an entropic factor was the main catalyst for the disastrous events that contributed to the destruction West.

The dispersion of the information was devastating and the gourmet market began to build confidence in buyers. The main European secondary market, that of poultry, suffered severe stress. Consequently, the investor, guided by the Estrellín, sided with the French chick, spreads recorded nearly 200 basis points over the Navaz pigeon. It did not matter that Joe John Tinker, the English prime minister, convened a press conference, expressing his confidence in the fineness of the English bird, "Our product is the best in the world," he said, providing the press with a glass of parenting Bank of the hole. But nothing could stop the inverter, terrified as much information addressed "


" The rest is well known . "Mellanosporum Albert spat blood and gin in his bed as he recalled the tragic events that occurred in March 2011 . gastronomic Freemasonry lost control of the situation. The gastrobares, fusion restaurants, scallops, ceviche and short cooking times were made with the world. They stopped using preservatives and London was conceived virus creative dim sum. The virus was transmitted to Europe, Ireland fell first, then Portugal and then Spain, then Belgium, Italy, Eastern Europe and finally France and Germany. It was only in 2014, the European Great Fire, when stocks were burnt wanton and yellow chili paste and pandemic stopped. It was late at this stage of anarchy was rampant .

"Forgive me, forgive me! " the Castilian inspector stared at me in his bed, begging forgiveness and understanding and eventually died in spasms of remorse. According to his wishes was confit, braised, and finally buried on the third floor of the parking Chamartin Old Market, next to the bins, counted that Gossips usual place on the black market.


Today gourmets, outlaws, meet in catacombs and roast cats in fires fueled with wood that steal in buildings under construction. You hear about a rumor circulating among them a guide Tragontour 2009, who worship a Bible that was banned by the Single European Minister, as a subversive. Arise from time to time rumors about the arrival of a truffle, a wine center of Burgundy or a scholarship. Are almost always a police bait, so they still come as zombies desperate for something new, wanting to put a note to a restaurant, write a review on a blog, longing for a past that vaguely resemble yet never to return again.

Crispin Bombay of the Indies and Tanqueray

Madrid, 24 March 2045 year of God.

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