"Sex is like a card game: If you have a good partner ... you better have a good hand."
- Woody Allen
"Women are able to fake an orgasm, but men can fake a whole relationship. "
- Sharon Stone
"Forty-five masturbating and I still have strength in his hand."
- Billy Wilder
"You know that look women get when they want sex with you? Me neither. "
- Steve Martin
" Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances to tie on a Saturday night. "
- Rodney Dangerfield
" Masturbation is make love to the person you most want. "
- Woody Allen
" What is sin premarital sex? There is not premarital sex if you do not intend to marry. "
- Matt Barry
"The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty."
- Woody Allen
"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. "
- Billy Crystal
" Some marriages end up well, others last a lifetime. "
- Woody Allen
" One does not appreciate a lot of stuff in school until grows. Small things like being punished every day by a middle-aged woman. Things that you pay good money later on life. "
- Elmo Philips
" I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural and rewarding that money can buy. "
- Tom Clancy
" I believe that sex is one thing beautiful between two people. Between five, it's fantastic. "
- Woody Allen
" There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly among women. The most effective is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL. "
- Lynn Lavner
" Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation to the taxidermist. "
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Matt Barry "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
- Camille Paglia
"My girlfriend always laughs when I make love - no matter what is reading. "
- Steve Jobs
" sexual inactivity is dangerous, it produces horns. "
- Woody Allen
" God invented sex, man invented love. "
- brothers Edmond and Jules de Goncourt
"My mother never understood the irony that it was calling me bastard."
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Jack Nicholson "Clinton lied. A man might forget where you parked the car or where you live, but never forget a suck ... no matter how bad it was. "
- Barbara Bush
" Love one over the other. "
- Woody Allen
"Ah, yes, divorce. Latin expression that means ripping out the genitals of man with his wallet. "
- Robin Williams
" According to a recent survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than women. Say they become too critical, while us men, of course, simply we become grateful. "
- Robert De Niro
" Sex without love is without doubt an empty experience, but as experience is empty the best. "
- Drew Carey
" The problem is that God gave man a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time. "
- Robin Williams
" There are two very important things in the world: one is sex, the other can not remember. "
- Woody Allen
" My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask her sex, she objects. "
- Bob Hope
" An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex. "
- Edgar Wallace
" Is sex dirty? Only when done right. "
- Woody Allen
" There are only two things a man and a woman can do on a rainy day. And I do not like watching TV. "
- I think the movie In the Heat of the Night
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