Many letters have been received in writing by the Friends of Ligasalsas asking that we clarify our position on the controversy over the smoking ban, a law that took effect in our country Jan. 2 and has been able for the first time in the history of English democracy, mix and stir the ideas of the two main generators of opinion in this country, namely the columnists and pundits of Grupo Prisa and El Mundo and Cope. In case you have here a pure spirit who is not familiar with them, tell them that the former tend to be quite liberal and are characterized by say with apparent knowledge of the facts of any matter as long as it is not a football match ("is that to me ... football." strike a pose repeated study that seems to mix the flush of have to admit their ignorance in a subject, with some pride motivated by the fact of being on the sidelines of a distraction so mundane). Abusers use that ridiculous fashion on the masculine and feminine to refer to a group, it is assumed that order not to discriminate against women, leading them to say things such as "us and we have reason to be concerned and worried " and other similar atrocities. If they are sexist, racist, homophobic or xenophobic attempt to not be noticed, as well, although they can be amazing you are able to catch him grace Miguel Sebastian, Leire Pajin and even Pepe Blanco. The second, liberal, liberals, what they say liberals are not. Defend, above all, the English, the English sun, English wine, English women, English cheese, the English soldier, brave soldier (in contrast, do not like English cinema since the fat will fall very English players). If you are sexist, racist, homophobic or xenophobic them a damn that they note. Most can not see a gay or painting, though they say in public that the only thing that bothers marriage between same sex are mere semantics. Sympathy for the Pope of Rome and by members of the Episcopal Conference, and instead believe that Zapatero is a fool. Do not stop to criticize what they call "the wave of prohibition that we suffer totalitarian," a term that gave wings that silly Graciet Aznar tried to make fun of a campaign by the General Directorate of Traffic, "But, and who I have told you I want you to drive for me?
In general they are all rather pedantic, so anyone would find it strange to begin speaking at their gathering in a movie of the Romans and the ablative absolute terms explained. But except for the pedantry and any other thing of no great importance, the views of members of a group does not agree at all with the other. Some admire Pilar Bardem, Juan Echanove and Willy Toledo (and even think they are great actors), others despise so much to mock them, and instead applaud Bertin Osborne and Willie Nelson (and even think that they are great singers). A few jokes were made Forges grace and not to others. A few seem ordinary and apricots The Morancos and Sharpener Duo and the other ... well.
But such disparity has changed with the smoking ban. Before her there is no progressive or conservative, you just have smoking and non smoking (also are distributors of outdoor stoves, but that's another story.) There may be a tolerant non-smoker who does not like the law, and may even accept a smoker's excited, but will be exceptions. So we should say some aspect for you to know what to expect before reading.
I no longer smoke. I left one night many years ago in which (as happened to the father of Mafalda) I realized that although I thought I was smoking a cigarette, the cigarette was really the one I was smoking me. I guess the fact is completely irrelevant, but I must say that be in the spring. I quit without counseling, without acupuncture sessions or black magic, without the need for catechesis and spiritual exercises, without receiving even a Christian orientation by my confessor. I did it without patches or nicotine gum, no cigarettes or electronic lollipops, candy sugus without chewing at all times. I did it without extra doses of chocolate or herbal visits to the corner to buy miraculous medicinal herbs. I did not stop drinking coffee or alcoholic beverages. I kept leaving home to avoid the company of my friends who smoke, who continued to smoke insensitive to the anxiety that caused me my new situation. I did not start to practice any sport and I became a Buddhist. I did not have anti-and I joined the new generation of the Partido Popular. I drilled the earlobes and I got a tattoo on your ass. No sleep I stopped smoking not feel like waking, or stopped going to the movies for not wanting to light a cigar at the end of the movie and go out. No change of partner or newspaper. No football team changed (to death with my colors.) I just stopped smoking.
The truth is that enough time had already been thinking. Leaving the snuff is something I think almost all smokers from time to time and for any reason. Maybe because note a tired after climbing a flight of stairs, or because someone you know has been diagnosed with lung cancer, or because coughing a lot in the morning when you wake up, as happened to Serrat:
"I light a cigarette and another one ...
One of these days I consider
seriously quit
for this cough that I get when I wake up ... .. "
can be raised at any time a year but more often than you do when approaching Christmas and we all began to make plans for New Year's absurd, I'm going to get along with my brothers, I will order my drawers, I will lose weight, I'll start breakfast Danone Activia as Jose Coronado, I will enroll in a gym, I'll buy a treadmill, I'll quit ... But the moment that these good intentions begin to have more chance of success is when we begin to notice symptoms that herald the approach of old age.
To realize we get older we need to look a bit of ourselves and others. We must attend to small details. A small detail, for example, that we spend an evening with friends talking about Bonanza, the Superagente 86, Joe Rigoli and the San Remo festival. Or someone asks us where we were the day when the man reached the moon. Or we know who is Patxi Andión or Uri Geller. Or that all we like chicks that have more than forty years (well, more than thirty-five, in short, more than thirty, no recess or a year). Or horrified to discover that we know the lyrics to the songs of Mari Trini, of Youth and Trio Los Panchos (if also knows Georgie Dann and more worryingly, in addition you are a tacky old). Or if we realize that it makes us very heavy going into the field to watch the game, and decided it best we see on TV, more warm than at home is not anywhere (though that I do not happens to me, hey, I to death with my colors.) Or if we find that we have become weaklings of men who hated El Fary, and they put a lump in the throat with Perales lyrics or suffer unexpected attacks of emotion in restaurants (emotion then value in blogs Gourmet, for example, with a note of an eight point five). In short, many details. We could also include the fact that they are more irritable and bad tempered, which can lead us to become increasingly radical in our tastes and our views. Irritability that can lead us to say, for example, that rap is a boring, Esteban Bethlehem is a fool, or who could sit twice threshold or the blandness of the pivot (or is the double pivot and threshold the blandness?, is that sometimes I do mess up the names of things). We can carry ranting government, and thereafter, abhor the opposition. You can even make us feel like hitting enter an kick in the balls to some asshole out there that run at large (eg Sanchez Drago).
not say we do not give clues. If they start to see any of these symptoms or other similar, perhaps there is now time to stop the snuff. If so do not worry: it's not that hard. As I said, I left him a spring night many years ago. Until that time I had spent my life looking for excuses to delay the decision. In the cold winter and in summer by the heat. In spring and fall forward, an offshoot. You, me, moon, sun, her, him, rose, carnation ... But I quit. And that I was a smoker unbearable, an ashtray with legs unable to distinguish red wine, Pepsi Cola, one of those who smoke between drinks, between courses, and dust and dust (that's saying a joke very funny and older than Carracuca: - "And you smoke dust and dust?" - "Yes, some twenty or thirty cards" ). I smoked a cigar and a cigarette and a cigar, as well as Javier Krahe:
"Another cigarette that is not yet
the one after.
is previous
that is why I emphasize.
Thank snuff "
Hell, what guy!, He thanked the snuff. I never got to be so grateful.
Anyway, I'm rolling too. What you expect is that they clarify My opinion on all aspects of this law so controversial and so to say that I'ma wise or a cocoon, as matching or not my ideas with theirs. If you are you will love that glorifies smoking calls for disobedience of those guys who do not believe he had never seen the greatest social injustice of not allowing smoking in bars, and apetecerá reread them once again, already No more bans, which were first whitebait, then plastic bags Carrefour, the snuff now and as things continue well, next year we will ban polvorones and nougat nougat or, for that matter, the smelly perfumes that lead some women and also upset a lot. If not, they like to say that when some speak of "forbidden to forbid," what is actually meant was "forbidden to forbid the things I like, and applaud all sensible arguments can be offered here health and cause harm to passive smokers. But I will not do neither one thing nor the other. I thought that instead of giving my opinion, I guess nothing will not mind (and also rather be watching me and duster), the better to devote ourselves to find answers in the lyrics of our songs rich melting pot wisdom, to see what we draw conclusions.
start with a surprise since, although in general seems to be accepted that smoking is unhealthy, there are those who believe that snuff has its advantages, as we clear the mind and helps us think more clearly :
"I'll stop on the road,
and what does a cigarette
I think in these years;
everything that has happened to me ....
Dan dubi dubi dubi give bambera
And the rabbit out of a magician's hat "
Others go further and, contrary to what health authorities warn, argue that the snuff helps prolong the life and sleep:
"And while I smoke,
consumption my life
because the smoke floating
ground me numb ... "
not to mention the pleasure it provides:
"Smoking is a pleasure
great, sensual."
Pleasure that can become a passion, in delirium, rapture and ecstasy:
"Give me smoke in your mouth
Anda, which well I go crazy "
A divine delight to a capacity of seduction not escape famous doctors, great artists and heads of government. Not even God himself, who smokes cigars, even at night:
"Dieu est un fumeur Havana
je vois ses nuages \u200b\u200b gray
je sais qu'il smoke même la nuit
comme moi ma chérie "
The reasons why people smoke are inscrutable, like the ways of the Lord. Some smoke to relieve cold:
"When I wake up with cold
to light a cigarette rod
and I love the face
with cigar "
Others because they feel good about the visual effect that smoke provokes in his innocent face and melancholy. That was wrong, for example, Banacek:
"That comes with your car so powerful.
him come with his driver as prudent.
him come there to see what the guy.
That brings the face of innocent
and lit cigar. "
Some because they think that snuff may be a good substitute sex, and so that half a loaf is better than none, in the absence of our regular partners may also be better and cheaper to spend the night in cigarette smoking before going out there to visit brothels and such and such:
"I thought looking for love in other arms,
other night but I waited,
another night without you
that increased my pain,
cigar in cigar
ash and smoke in my heart. "
That go for the life of smoking in cigar and filling the heart of ash and smoke must be fatal to health, although many seem not to care and prefer to live the carefree life:
"Vivo cancer one step
without them case
which I say" eh, Sabina "
beware with nicotine. "
But for being so reckless end span of a heart attack, it is clear that the responsibility is all ours, let's not go throwing around the blame poor cigar: "Poor my cigar,
one day you are to blame,
when the weary heart,
is Sleep your compass "
Others are more proactive and advise practicing healthy habits and morally blameless: to drive carefully, do not go to casinos, away from the smoking of cigars and wear a special kind of hair gel:
Ponte uncombed hair gel that you do not
the breeze of freedom.
founded a home in the naked light I saw
king but security.
Avoid smoke cigars,
slows.
If you want to live a hundred years
Getting a chance "
course. If we want to live a hundred years we must start thinking about quitting (unless we are Santiago Carrillo), but if we lack the will to do so, Please do not occur to us now turn to look the other way and blame our partner:
"When I'm with smoke incessantly,
I do not know why so much smoke.
your fault that I smoke therefore
be like smoke your strong hugs
cuidadin, cuidadin, that if we in this plan we will have safe tan (unless, of course, that our partner is a ruthless person takes pleasure seeing suffering, and obliges us to fall again and again in the habit of snuff to fend off this So the memory of our tortured mind, and to find so, if only for a brief moment of happiness, ever so brief and fleeting):
"with a cigarette I am happy
and watching the smoke I miss you.
I know smoke I know smoke
cigarettes I smoke "
Others refute the snuff-forgotten equation and argue that, on the contrary, for straws what they serve is to remember things better:
"A smell of snuff and Chanel
reminds me of the smell of your skin"
And as they serve to remind us of our bf also We can lead the evocation of our country, although the latter only if we light the cigarette in a foreign land to which we will have arrived on board a sailing boat:
"Amid smoke forming snuff,
sees the distant and hazy old country,
where a hot afternoon, golden
out with all sails, left the brig ... "
So what shall we meet? "The snuff is good to remember or to forget? Although the doctrine can not reach an agreement on this point, it seems that if you really try, we can get forget the perfidious love, because of our pain and our grief, without having to empty a lot of packages Ducados:
"No need to smoke a thousand cigarettes
there is no need to burn the TV
should not fall to the bottom of the sea
to forget "
not have to burn the TV, thank goodness! The truth is that it is a more tranquil. But do not let your guard down because there is always the risk of emergence of a friend golfers to propose a good spree (spree almost certainly touch us pay), with the intention of helping to kill penalties before we kill penalties us
"Come, be happy buddy,
they're going to kill penalties.
Let us have a drink,
that tonight is the most good.
Snuff and rum.
Snuff and rum
Well, not always. Some people shy and unsociable that shows no willingness to interact with others and so, without companions or close relatives consoled him, it must stop talking to her only friend, who is none other than his cigarette:
"Last night I was talking with my cigarette
and the finish left me sighing thinking
sad that in this verse, which is the world we live
only he is leaving me as the only friend. "
But this has already been done. From now on if we have a serious talk with our cigarette so sad about the world in which we live in luck, you'd better stay at home because:
"At the wedding of my premium, non-smoking
the tavern, in the bar, no smoking
during office hours, you can not smoke
He says the minister, non-smoking
What the law says you can not smoke
He says the King, non-smoking "
Look you! Such conversation without coming to any final site and have had to come the Mojinos Escozios to let us all be clear.
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